Bruno Kirby movie quotes

43 quotes from 4 movies

City Slickers (1991) as Ed Furillo

View Quote No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?".

View Quote What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?

View Quote Charge all this to my Visa [spits out chewing tobacco and it lands on a denim shirt for sale] and that as well.

All 17 quotes from Ed Furillo »

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) as Lieutenant Hauk

View Quote I understand you're pretty funny as a DJ, and, well comedy is a kind of hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby. Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.

View Quote You know, it wouldn't kill you people to salute me once in a while.

View Quote And as far as polkas, they are a much maligned musical taste.

All 13 quotes from Lieutenant Hauk »

When Harry Met Sally (1989) as Jess

View Quote
I'd like to propose a toast to Harry and Sally. To Harry and Sally... If Marie or I had found either of them remotely attractive, we would not be here today.

View Quote [Unable to guess what Sally is trying to draw during a round of Pictionary] Draw something resembling anything.

View Quote [Playing "Pictionary."]
Jess: "Baby talk?" What's that? That's not a saying.
Harry: Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking.

All 11 quotes from Jess »

Donnie Brasco (1997) as Nicky

View Quote C'mon Donnie. Help me fillet this fat ****. [Lefty kills him]

View Quote The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!