Ghostbusters 1984 quotes, page 3

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Ghostbusters quotes

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[ EPA agent Walter Peck is visiting the Ghostbusters]

Can I help you?
Walter Peck" I'm Walter Peck, I'm with the Environmental Protection... [Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has Ectoplasm on his hands] ...Agency, the third district.

[wipes the Ectoplasm on Peck's Suit]

Great, how's it going down there?

Walter Peck

Are you Peter Venkman?

Yes, I'm... Dr. Venkman.

Walter Peck

Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?

Well, I have a PhD in Parapsychology and Psychology.

Walter Peck

I see. And now, you catch ghosts.

Yeah, you can say that.

Walter Peck

And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?

I'm not at liberty to say.

Walter Peck

And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them?

Into a storage facility.

Walter Peck

And would the storage facility be located on these premises?

Walter Peck

And may I see this storage facility?

Walter Peck

And why not, Mr. Venkman?

Because you did not use the magic word.

Walter Peck

What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?

"Please."

Walter Peck

May I please see the [chuckles] storage facility, Mr. Venkman?

Why do you want to see the storage facility?

Walter Peck

Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess for any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Now you either show me what is down there, or I come back with a court order.

You go get a court order, and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution.

Walter Peck

You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman.

Rarely has a movie this expensive provided so many quotable lines. — Roger Ebert

[After being told by Egon that there is a slim chance of surviving the crossing of the proton beams]

I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!

[After Peter has gone to visit Dana in her state of being the Gatekeeper]

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

[to Egon as he loses control of his proton beam, roasting the bar in the hotel]

Woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...nice shootin' Tex!

[to Peter, after being fired from the university]

"You don't understand. I've worked in the private sector - they expect results.