[ EPA agent Walter Peck is visiting the Ghostbusters]
Can I help you?
Walter Peck" I'm Walter Peck, I'm with the Environmental Protection... [Venkman shakes hands with Peck and still has Ectoplasm on his hands] ...Agency, the third district.
Are you Peter Venkman?
Yes, I'm... Dr. Venkman.
Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?
Well, I have a PhD in Parapsychology and Psychology.
I see. And now, you catch ghosts.
Yeah, you can say that.
And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?
I'm not at liberty to say.
And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them?
Into a storage facility.
And would the storage facility be located on these premises?
Yes.
And may I see this storage facility?
No.
And why not, Mr. Venkman?
Because you did not use the magic word.
What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?
"Please."
May I please see the [chuckles] storage facility, Mr. Venkman?
Why do you want to see the storage facility?
Well, because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess for any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the presence of noxious, possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Now you either show me what is down there, or I come back with a court order.
You go get a court order, and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution.
You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman.
