I take it, you like Japanese food?
Oh, I love it. I'm also gonna order a huge desert, drink too much, and maybe talk about my old boyfriends.
Yeah?
Does that intimidate you?
Not at all.
Paula
Sarah Jessica Parker · 26 quotes
Tripp
Matthew McConaughey · 25 quotes
Kit
Zooey Deschanel · 11 quotes
Demo
Bradley Cooper · 9 quotes
Ace
Justin Bartha · 8 quotes
Al
Terry Bradshaw · 8 quotes
Sue
Kathy Bates · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Tripp & Paula (8), Paula & Kit (8), Tripp & Demo (6)
Failure to Launch quotes
Page 4 of 4It's over. She's gotta go.
You're dumping Paula?
What happened?
Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.
So what do we do now?
Actually, it's... it's quite simple. You just have to decide. Do you want to spend the rest of your life having fun? Or do you want to spend it with me?
Hmm...
Shut up! Not everything you say is perfect.
We can have a little bit of fun, can't we? Huh?
We've been out one time. She's a nice girl, I'm a nice guy, we had fun. And I must tell you, son, nothing is doomed.
[Paula pretends to be the girlfriend of one of her clients, as they sit in a coffee shop]
Hey, I mean, come on. Look at you. You're smart, you're attractive, you love the original "Star Wars" trilogy because it's all about storytelling, and myth, before C.G.I. ruined everything. I mean, come on. What girl wouldn't want to be with you?
Techie Guy
A shocking number, actually.
Well, you know what? It's their loss. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...
Techie Guy
[imitating Yoda's voice with Star Wars music playing in the background]
... Only what you take with you.
But he goes in anyway, because he's not afraid of his own mind!
Techie Guy
He's walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.
That's you! You're Luke!
[to Kit]
Oh, Tripp is just cruising through the steps. In fact, I think tomorrow I'm gonna let him teach me something.
And the thing is, Mom, Dad, I've lived upstairs since I was three, and it's been great.
Shut up, dude! Don't help him!
Who's laughing now?
You're all getting what you wanted. Paula, you don't have to pretend to like me any more. And, Mom, Dad, you wanted me out of the house. I'm out.