Most scenes together: Tripp & Paula (8), Paula & Kit (8), Tripp & Demo (6)
My teacher, Miss Kramer has a girlfriend.
Oh, that's nice.
She's a lesbian.
Oh, my God. I am the worst person in the world.
Oh, hey, you're home.
I have to break up with Tripp. I'm... I'm terminating my contract, and... I can't do it.
Look, I don't see why it’s so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.
Well for one, there's the book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
Oh... A copy that, too, right here!
It's just coffee. You don't have to marry him.
First of all, that's the geeky computer guy. It's bad enough I have to go out with a loser who still lives with his mom, but you led me to believe that it was the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
No, I don't, I don't think that I did that.
I smell something. Do you smell something?
Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
No, that's not it. I smell... fun.
What?
You are a little fun-haver.
Shut up, whore!
No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that bird outside my dang window!
Oh.
What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?
Yeah, everyone from work went to T.G.I. Friday's, but I don't really like that place. Or anyone I work with.
Oh good, so then we can stay in and watch one of those drinking movies you like.
You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose.
I'll give you a Canadian Goose.
[she slaps him, then a moment later, grabs him and kisses him passionately]
You're going to let her walk away?
I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.
He did?
And now I can't do anything for him, and I...
I don't know. I just clean their teeth and chop their balls off.
[the dog whimpers]
Based on the initial personality assessment, I think that I can have your son moved out of this house and living in his own by June fifteenth.
Hallelujah!
Come on, Tripp. Please, you don't understand.
You're right. Now, hold on. I don't know what your daily rate is, [handing $300 to Paula] but that's everything I've got in my wallet. There's three hundred dollars.
Oh, come on, Tripp!
It should be good for tonight, especially since we didn't have sex.
Please, Tripp, let me just explain to you.
Get the hell outta my car.
Do you know that I have a contract? I-I-I have... I have fiduciary responsibilities to uphold.
From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?
Hey, hey.
Hey, Paula. Good news. It's Champagne Thursday.
It's Friday.
Uh, yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
For the third straight week.
There's talk of making it permanent.
Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?
Right, but for booze.
I had a nice time.
I did, too.
Good.
I had fun.
Good.
Shut up! Shut up you crazy bird!"[walking out of her room naked]"
Hey, Kit.
What? Hi. Can you guys see me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
What?
Dinner and a show. [kisses him] Goodnight.
Goodnight.
