Epic Movie 2007 quotes, page 4

58 quotes · 9 characters
Epic Movie (2007) poster
Characters
Edward Kal Penn · 14 quotes
Peter Adam Campbell · 10 quotes
Lucy Jayma Mays · 9 quotes
Susan Faune Chambers Watkins · 8 quotes
Willy Crispin Glover · 6 quotes
Silas David Whatley-Zepeda · 5 quotes
Captain Jack Swallows Darrell Hammond · 4 quotes
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike James Walker Sr. · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Edward & Peter (3), Lucy & Susan (3), Edward & Willy (2)

Epic Movie quotes

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Behold, my white castle. [she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]

White Castle? I think I've been there before.

This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.

Bink

Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.

Pretty much, yeah.

Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?

Uh-huh.

It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Cyclops
[Peter removes his jacket and wing straps]

He's unleashing his powers!

Storm

He's gonna spread angel wings!

Mystique
[Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing the small-sized wings on his back; everyone starts laughing]

More like chicken wings!

Magneto

Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.

[as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled]

Whoa, Stifler's mom!
[unrated version] Whoa, MILF!

[referring to a painting of Tom Hanks with his crazy hair in The Da Vinci Code]

'So lame the hair of Tom'... Lame... that's a seven letter word!