[about the frozen White Bitch]
We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and-
Captain Jack Swallows [Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
Take that, Bitch!
Played by Darrell Hammond 
Epic Movie (2007) · 58 quotes
Epic Movie (2007) · 58 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Epic Movie (2007): in 4 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter (2)
Scenes with Captain Jack Swallows
4 scenes Captain Jack Swallows Captain Jack Swallows I'll get you for this... you... you... Bitch!
Captain Morgan! I love your rum.
Captain Jack Swallows No. Captain Jack... Swallows... at your service.
Jack Swallows? That's kinda gay, dude.
(about the frozen White Bitch)
The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, complete with due process. She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers.(Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the White Bitch)
Captain Jack Swallows Sorry, Bitch.
Right. Oh, screw her anyway.
