Peter I want flabby grandma arms!
Played by Adam Campbell 
Epic Movie (2007) · 58 quotes
Epic Movie (2007) · 58 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Epic Movie (2007): in 10 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Edward (3), Lucy (2), Captain Jack Swallows (2)
Scenes with Peter
10 scenes Peter Peter Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Peter [as Superman]
You shot me in the **** eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
Peter [about the frozen White Bitch]
We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and-
[Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
Take that, Bitch!
Peter [Pauses]
Ah, screw her anyways.
Peter We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Perky breasts?
Peter [to Mystique]
Would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me?
Mystique
As if.
Now we're gonna be stuck here till we die.
Peter Shut up, Edward. You're scaring her.
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
Peter (about the frozen White Bitch)
The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, complete with due process. She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers.(Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the White Bitch)
Sorry, Bitch.
Peter Right. Oh, screw her anyway.
Peter We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
Perky breasts?
Peter The strength of our family!
I'd follow you anywhere, brother.
Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss, we'll be stuck here until we die.
Peter Shut up, Edward, You're scaring her.
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
