Borat look-alike
Jagshemash! My name a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending. [the water wheel runs over the orphans] Not!
Peter
Adam Campbell · 10 quotes
Lucy
Jayma Mays · 9 quotes
Susan
Faune Chambers Watkins · 8 quotes
White Bitch
Jennifer Coolidge · 6 quotes
Willy
Crispin Glover · 6 quotes
Silas
David Whatley-Zepeda · 5 quotes
Captain Jack Swallows
Darrell Hammond · 4 quotes
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike
James Walker Sr. · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Edward & Peter (3), Lucy & Susan (3), Edward & Willy (2)
Epic Movie quotes
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Kanye West look-alike
[while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus]
The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!
Paris Hilton look-alike
I'm so hot. [yells as she gets crushed by a falling Susan, who was thrown off the plane]
[as Superman]
You shot me in the **** eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
I want flabby grandma arms!
Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Sit, bitch, I'm always yellin'! I'm Samuel mother**** Jackson!
I hate those **** kids.
The kids have esca-pe-d.
Who wants to chew my gumballs?
Who wants to play with Willy?
You're... mine now.
"Harry Potter" Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Aren't you a little old to still be in school?
"Harry Potter" Nonsense. I am but fourteen. [he looks at least 30] As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione.
"Hermione"
Hope you chicks are on the pill. Harry likes to get wasted, then show off his "sorcerer's stones". [farts]
They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!