Epic Movie 2007 quotes, page 2

58 quotes · 9 characters
Epic Movie (2007) poster
Characters
Edward Kal Penn · 14 quotes
Peter Adam Campbell · 10 quotes
Lucy Jayma Mays · 9 quotes
Susan Faune Chambers Watkins · 8 quotes
Willy Crispin Glover · 6 quotes
Silas David Whatley-Zepeda · 5 quotes
Captain Jack Swallows Darrell Hammond · 4 quotes
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike James Walker Sr. · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Edward & Peter (3), Lucy & Susan (3), Edward & Willy (2)

Epic Movie quotes

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Ashton Kutcher look-a-like

Yes! *jumps in with camera crew* Yes! You just got Punk'd! Yes! Yes! Yeah, he did it! He did it! C'mere, say it to the camera! Say it to the camera, c'mon, say it right there! *Edward stutters* Say it!

I-I just... I just got Punk'd.

Ashton Kutcher look-alike

Ah, schwow!
*Change to Punk'd-like skit*:

Ashton Kutcher look-alike

*making exaggerated moves mocking Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd skits* Yeah! We just Punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! This thing, up here, it's all me, baby! The trucker hat! That's awesome! I did it! You love it! You'll take it! Punk'd him!
*Change back to previous scene*:

Ashton Kutcher look-alike

*gibbering excitedly still over the joke* Oh, my gosh, that was really funny, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! *he continues*

*yells in fury, Ashton still gibbering* Dude, you are so annoying!! *Punches Ashton, knocking him down and shutting him up*

Ashton Kutcher look-alike

*gets up after a few seconds, resuming his gibberish and his crazy movements* But oh, my gosh! That was really funny! *he continues*

*keeps punching him, Ashton replying with a "Schwow!" with every punch, until Ashton falls over* Corny-ass trucker hat!

Ashton Kutcher look-alike

*flicks snow up at Edward in a childish manner* Schwow! Schwow....

Aslo

Have your Dr. Phil moment later. Now get outta here!

Aslo

Where you going, dollface? I just took my Cialis!

Aslo's girl

Screw you, Aslo.

Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss, we'll be stuck here until we die.

Shut up, Edward, You're scaring her.

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!

I even got a tattoo with your name on it. [takes off his shirt, exposing what appears to be 50 Cent's tattoo]

That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot.

Shit! They did the wrong one.

I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler!

Nacho Libre

You think you are better than the other orphans?

Now we're gonna be stuck here till we die.

Shut up, Edward. You're scaring her.

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!

Harry Beaver

May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia: Peter, the Heroic; Susan, the Just; Edward, the Loyal and Lucy, the Dumbshit!

Lauren Conrad

Nice hair, Rogue. [Rogue touches her, causing her to fall to the ground, seemingly dead]

I don't get it.

Man in "The Last Supper"

You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! [Jesus rolls his eyes] Sorry.

Nacho Libre
(takes off his robe)

Nacho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o... cheese flavored Doritos are delicious!

Peter [to Lucy]: What are you doing?

Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.

Dumbass.