[upon hearing Dr. Seward's instruction to the guard: "Take him back to his cell and give him a you-know-what!"]
No! No! Not another enema!
Count Dracula
Leslie Nielsen · 14 quotes
Renfield
Peter MacNicol · 10 quotes
Dr. Seward
7 quotes
Jonathan Harker
Steven Weber · 6 quotes
Van Helsing
Mel Brooks · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Dr. Seward & Van Helsing (3), Jonathan Harker & Van Helsing (3), Renfield & Dr. Seward (2)
Dracula: Dead and Loving It quotes
Page 3 of 3[upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively]
My God! What are you doing to the furniture?
I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]
Yesss... MASSSTER!