Most scenes together: Dr. Seward & Van Helsing (3), Jonathan Harker & Van Helsing (3), Renfield & Dr. Seward (2)
Martin You'll stay here 'til you rot!
Martin Well, you're free to go!
Free to go? Why? How?
Martin Good behavior.
But I've only been in here for a moment.
Martin Well, for that moment, your behavior was very good.
uh...
Martin Let's go. [hurling Renfield out of his cell]
Yes, I'm schh-eduled to meet Count Dracula.
Dracula!
Dracula!
Dracula!
...Schh-eduled?
Van Helsing... a name that is famous even in Translyvania.
Dracula... are you by any chance descended from Vlad Tepeş, the first Dracula?
Tepeş?
Yes, it means "the Impaler". He used to inflict horrendous tortures on the peasants; he gouged out their eyes, cut off their heads and stuck their bodies on iron spikes.
They had it coming!
You will be my bride for eternity... we will share the passions of immortal love.
Essie I can't wait!
Not you!!
You-will-be-my-bride-for-eternity, we-will-share-the-passions-of-immortal-love.
You will tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you.
Hello, can I help you sir?
Can I help you sir? [normally] What is the matter with you, why did you not tell him?
About what?
About the message!
For whom?
Never mind! I will tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!
No tip?
Ah! That, you remember!
Essie... Essie... Your eyelids are growing heavy. You will sleep... sleep.
Mina... you are in the closet. Open the door, and come out.
You walk to the terrace door, and you go back to sleep! Watch out!
[Essie and Mina bump into one another and fall to the floor. Dracula throws his arms up in frustration]
Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!
I was just telling Ma—what was that?
Huh?
You just grabbed something from the table.
I did not.
Yes you did, I saw you, you put it in your mouth. I think it was an insect.
Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries.
Then it must have been a raisin. I guess it fell off the muffin. See? There's one missing.
How silly of me! It must have been my imagin—there, you did it again!
Huh?
You just put a bug in your mouth. I think it was a spider!
I did not.
Yes, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did.
I did not.
A spider?
Oh! Dropped my fork! [gets on all fours and scrambles under the table for the insect]
Mr. Renfield, what are you doing down there? This is most unseemly!
Fork found! [Comes back up] Sorry for the delay.
My God, man! You're eating insects right from the ground!
...What makes you say that?
I can see one trying to get out of your mouth!
Out of my mouth?
Yes, out of your mouth! Your very own mouth and it's wriggling about!
Don't be ridiculous! Wriggling!
I'm not ridiculous at all! It's wriggling all over the place! The poor thing, it's fighting for its life!
I don't know what you're talking about. If you insist on ranting like this, I'm going to leave!
Me, ranting? You're the ranter!
That's it! Put him in a straight jacket and give him an enema! Wait! Wait, wait... Give him the enema FIRST. THEN put him in a straight jacket.
What we are dealing with here is... a VAMPIRE!
Vampire?
Vampire? What are you saying?
I'm saying, vampire!
But professor, modern sciences don't admit to such a fanciful creature!
Modern sciences pish posh! She has lost a great deal of blood, ja?
Ja...
Well look! [walks to Lucy's bedside] where did all the blood go? Look at the sheets, the pillowcase, her nightgown! Do you see anything? How does your modern science explain zhat? Can you explain zhat? Can you explain zhat?
I can't explain zhat.
I can't explain zhat.
NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN ZHAT!
I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier.
No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!
Renfield, you idiot.
