A scene from Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995
Count Dracula Leslie Nielsen

[Dracula picks up Jonathan by the throat]

Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!

[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]

Ow!

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