Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote We were sent from Him who is called "I am"! (shrugs) It worked for Moses...

View Quote It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny ****s to empty their wallets.

View Quote Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-****ant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

View Quote Rufus: (to Jay and Bob) And if you clean up your language, I might just put in a good word for you two.
Silent Bob: Thanks!

View Quote Anyone that isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

View Quote I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie (referring to Silent Bob) and she's Ben Kenobi (referring to Bethany) and we're in that '****ed-up' bar!

View Quote Loki: Where's this church we have to go to?
Bartleby: New Jersey. Re-dedication ceremony is in four days.
(elevator door opens and the ex-angelic pair enter.)
Loki: Last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
(a woman standing between them sputters, coughs, and spits coffee.)
Loki: Oh, not you!

View Quote Gear?! Like I ever drove before.

View Quote You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?

View Quote I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith

View Quote Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.

View Quote [After being killed by a golf club] But... I'm a ****in' demon.

View Quote I love ****ing with the clergy.

View Quote Quit killing people. That's high profile.

View Quote Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Christ? You knew Christ?
Rufus: Knew Him? Shit, **** owes me twelve bucks.