Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.

View Quote Gear?! Like I ever drove before.

View Quote See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.

View Quote Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-****ant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

View Quote It never ends! {Wipes off coat with God's dress, then abruptly stops} Sorry.

View Quote Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Christ? You knew Christ?
Rufus: Knew Him? Shit, **** owes me twelve bucks.

View Quote It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny ****s to empty their wallets.

View Quote We were sent from Him who is called "I am"! (shrugs) It worked for Moses...

View Quote You have nothing to worry about. You're innocent. But you forgot to say 'God bless you' when I sneezed!

View Quote I love ****ing with the clergy.

View Quote I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie (referring to Silent Bob) and she's Ben Kenobi (referring to Bethany) and we're in that '****ed-up' bar!

View Quote You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?

View Quote I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith

View Quote She's a slut. Ba-a-a-a-ng.

View Quote I'm a muse, stupid!