Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck ****s!

View Quote Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.

View Quote I'm talking about Divine Justice here. I'm talking about raining down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked.

View Quote All lines are currently down.

View Quote Rufus it is. Usually it's Long Rufus, but, uh, it's a little cold out here. You'd understand.

View Quote [awaking from a dream] I didn't **** in you, Pete, I swear.

View Quote [Jay and Silent Bob have just saved Bethany from an attack by Azrael's three roller-blading henchmen.]
Bethany: I don't know what to say, or think, except--
Jay: That you'll offer us sex as a reward?
Bethany: Uh... that I'd like to know who you, and they, are.
Jay: I'm Jay and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and lunch-box's asses if I hadn't represented.

View Quote It's the end of the world, we got about five minutes... you said you'd **** me.

View Quote To answer that; human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

View Quote Serendipity: I used to specialize in entertainment. For example, I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: ...Yeah... The one about the kid by himself in his house, burglars are trying to come in and he fights them off? Ah! (she makes a Macaulay Culkin face) I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.

View Quote Be who you've always been. Just be this as well, from time to time.

View Quote So if we're wrong, what's the right religion?

View Quote See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.

View Quote You have nothing to worry about. You're innocent. But you forgot to say 'God bless you' when I sneezed!

View Quote It never ends! {Wipes off coat with God's dress, then abruptly stops} Sorry.