Now, some of you laughed at my childhood obsession with cockroaches. [chuckles] But I quickly learned that they are miracle of evolution, and I have found a way to the strength and speed and the... What is the word? ...Unsquish-ability, of the most powerful creature on the planet, which makes me indestructible and unstoppable!
Maxime
Bonjour, Gru~. I know you can't me so hear this: You think you humiliate and get away with it, yes? But no! When I break out of prison, I'm coming for my revenge, Gru! But this time, I won't go so easy on you! [laughs evilly] And I know where you live~, so you'd better sleep with one eye open, 'cause you can't hide from me! [laughs evilly] Sweet dreams, Gru-ser! [laughs evilly as he destroys the security camera]
Maxime
Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on.
Maxime
It's always something... Look, I can never focus on just being evil.
Maxime
Did you think I was going to look like a bald loser with a dad bod?
Maxime
Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on.
Did you pull it out rapidly?
Maxime
Yes, yes! Very rapidly! Oh, come on. Work. [tries again once more and the sign shows "Please see attendant"] Ugh! [breaks the pump in frustration]
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