[gives Agnes a plate]
Here you go, Britney.
A Agnes
Wait... I can't say my name is Britney. That would be a lie.
A Agnes
But we aren't "stu-posed" to lie.
Don't think of it as lying; think of it as high-stakes pretending.
A Agnes
Well, I'm not going to.
Ah, just a little white lie.
A Agnes
[turns away in denial]
Nope!
[sternly]
Agnes, as your father, I command you to lie!
A Agnes
[glares at Gru]
No!
A Agnes
[shakes her head "No"]
Mm-mm!
You are walking on thin ice, little lady!
A Agnes
[slams her plate]
Hmph.
[Gru Jr. scrapes the bacon from Agnes' fork.]
Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time.
See, see!? She's lying right now! Beautifully, I might add.
S Silas
All right, now down to business. For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities.
[confused]
New identities? Is that really necessary?
S Silas
It's not up for debate, Gru. [Gru sulks] Now, you are a solar panel salesman. [gives Lucy her fake identity] Lucy, you're a hair stylist at an upscale salon.
[gasps in excitement]
A hair stylist?! Yes, jackpot! Silas, did you choose that because you know I cut my own hair and I would totally rock at this?
[reads his fake identity]
"Chet Cunningham"... Da, that's got a nice ring to it.
S Silas
Girls. [gives Edith, Margo, and Agnes their fake identities]
E Edith
[chuckles]
Cool. I'm Blair.
A Agnes
[disappointed]
Britney?
M Margo
[confused]
My name is Bree?
Oh, come on; There are worse names than Bree...
M Margo
Yeah, like Blanche.
[laughs]
Yes, Margo. Blanche? Oh, that's a terrible name. [chuckles and nudges Gru] Imagine being named Blanche. Truly, I cannot think of a worse... [calms down] My name is Blanche, isn't it?
[laughs]
Well, I'll get used to it.
S Silas
Well, why don't you girls go and pick out your rooms while I have a word with your parents? [the girls ascend the stairs; to Gru and Lucy] Yes, I-I didn't want to frighten the girls, but it is absolutely crucial you keep your true identities under wraps. Gru, you're going to have to try to not be so... Gru-ish.
[confused]
What is that supposed to mean?
S Silas
Well, I'm just saying you tend to stand out in a crowd, that's all. You know, you, uh... Like the way you're always cranky and irritable and, uh... how you make things a bit awkward for everyone around you.
You do do that. [laughs nervously] I mean, you-you know, you...
Okay, enough. I don't make people awkward or uncomfortable; I'm very comforting, like a nice meat loaf. I'm pretty delicious! [Lucy and Silas exchange glances and stare at him] This is not awkward; You're the ones who are making it awkward.
S Silas
Gru, you have to blend in. Your family's lives are at stakes. You understand?
Of course, yes. Fully understand. We'll do anything to keep our family safe, yeah. [Gru nods reluctantly]
S Silas
Right, well, I'll be in contact when this is all over. Until then, capturing Maxime Le Mal is our top priority. Stay safe. [leaves the safe house]
Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on.
V Valentina
Did you pull it out rapidly?
Yes, yes! Very rapidly! Oh, come on. Work. [tries again once more and the sign shows "Please see attendant"] Ugh! [breaks the pump in frustration]
[Gru and Lucy finished watching a transmission from Maxime.]
Don't worry. He can't get out of there; [chuckles] It's a maximum-security prison.
S Silas
Ah, yes, well, um... [clears his throat] He escaped yesterday.
Bonjour, Gru~. I know you can't me so hear this: You think you humiliate and get away with it, yes? But no! When I break out of prison, I'm coming for my revenge, Gru! But this time, I won't go so easy on you! [laughs evilly] And I know where you live~, so you'd better sleep with one eye open, 'cause you can't hide from me! [laughs evilly] Sweet dreams, Gru-ser! [laughs evilly as he destroys the security camera]
