Hello, Gru. It is I, Poppy Prescott, villainess.
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Poppy Prescott
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Page 2 of 2I don't make people awkward or uncomfortable! I am very comforting, like a nice meat loaf! I'm pretty delicious! [Lucy and Silas stare at him] This is not awkward; You're the ones who are making it awkward.
I don't respect boomers. I just mock them.
I'll hit him with this. Once he's knocked out, we'll open the cage. That fuzzy demon will sleep like a baby.
It's always something... Look, I can never focus on just being evil.
It's okay, Junior. Dada loves you.
Like you, I was born to be bad.
Now, some of you laughed at my childhood obsession with cockroaches. [chuckles] But I quickly learned that they are miracle of evolution, and I have found a way to the strength and speed and the... What is the word? ...Unsquish-ability, of the most powerful creature on the planet, which makes me indestructible and unstoppable!
Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to expose you, because you're gonna help me pull a heist. We start planning tomorrow.
Oh, I plan on being a lot better than you.
Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on.
Please, Junior. Daddy needs to steal a honey badger.
You know, the most important part of a heist is being constantly aware of potential dangers.
You'd better watch yourself. You used to be a master villain.