This will be great.
All right, now down to business. For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities.
It's not up for debate, Gru. [Gru sulks] Now, you are a solar panel salesman. [gives Lucy her fake identity] Lucy, you're a hair stylist at an upscale salon.
A hair stylist?! Yes, jackpot! Silas, did you choose that because you know I cut my own hair and I would totally rock at this?
No.
Girls. [gives Edith, Margo, and Agnes their fake identities]
Cool. I'm Blair.
Britney?
My name is Bree?
Oh, come on; There are worse names than Bree...
Yeah, like Blanche.
Yes, Margo. Blanche? Oh, that's a terrible name. [chuckles and nudges Gru] Imagine being named Blanche. Truly, I cannot think of a worse... [calms down] My name is Blanche, isn't it?
Yep.
Well, why don't you girls go and pick out your rooms while I have a word with your parents? [the girls ascend the stairs; to Gru and Lucy] Yes, I-I didn't want to frighten the girls, but it is absolutely crucial you keep your true identities under wraps. Gru, you're going to have to try to not be so... Gru-ish.
Well, I'm just saying you tend to stand out in a crowd, that's all. You know, you, uh... Like the way you're always cranky and irritable and, uh... how you make things a bit awkward for everyone around you.
You do do that. [laughs nervously] I mean, you-you know, you...
Okay, enough. I don't make people awkward or uncomfortable; I'm very comforting, like a nice meat loaf. I'm pretty delicious! [Lucy and Silas exchange glances and stare at him] This is not awkward; You're the ones who are making it awkward.
Gru, you have to blend in. Your family's lives are at stakes. You understand?
Of course, yes. Fully understand. We'll do anything to keep our family safe, yeah. [Gru nods reluctantly]
Right, well, I'll be in contact when this is all over. Until then, capturing Maxime Le Mal is our top priority. Stay safe. [leaves the safe house]
