Gru
[gives Agnes a plate]
Here you go, Britney.
Agnes
Wait... I can't say my name is Britney. That would be a lie.
Gru
Yes...?
Agnes
But we aren't "stu-posed" to lie.
Gru
Don't think of it as lying; think of it as high-stakes pretending.
Agnes
Well, I'm not going to.
Gru
Ah, just a little white lie.
Agnes
[turns away in denial]
Nope!
Gru
[sternly]
Agnes, as your father, I command you to lie!
Agnes
[glares at Gru]
No!
Gru
Yes! Lie!
Agnes
[shakes her head "No"]
Mm-mm!
Gru
You are walking on thin ice, little lady!
Agnes
[slams her plate]
Hmph.
Gru
[Gru Jr. scrapes the bacon from Agnes' fork.]
Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time.
Edith
No, I don't.
Gru
See, see!? She's lying right now! Beautifully, I might add.
