A character in Dazed and Confused (1993)

Benny O'Donnell quotes from Dazed and Confused (1993)

Cole Hauser

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Dazed and Confused (1993): in 4 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Don Dawson (2)

A line from Benny O'Donnell [To Mitch Kramer, who's pitching in a baseball game]

Hope you've got more than a jock strap on under there, ya little rat!

More lines from Benny O'Donnell

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Benny O'Donnell
[on public address system, to junior high students]

Okay, all you freshman ****s, listen up! Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya. If you meet us, right here, after school you'll only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're gonna be lookin' for you, pal. Your ass is gonna be purple by the time this day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]

Scenes with Benny O'Donnell

2 scenes

Hey, "Tubs". Catch. Get outta here.

Benny
[tosses a freshman a beer]

What are you wasting a beer on him for?

What? It's not a big deal

Man, this **** sucks! Last ****in' day of school, no ****in' party, no ****in' -- Ah!

Benny
[throws a beer out of anger]

You just wasted another ****in' beer.

Ah, shut up.

Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys. You know my little brother?

Benny

Yeah, Mitch Kramer.

Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?

Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.

Well, just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.

Benny

OK. I promise.

[As Jodi walks off, Benny swats her on the butt with his paddle] [giggles]

Benny! These guys, I don’t know... [leaves]

There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?

Benny

Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He’s ****in’ dead!

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