Shavonne quotes from Dazed and Confused (1993)

Dawson

There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me. Watch me get something going here.

Dawson

Hey, what's going on?

Shavonne

Hey, not much. How about you?

Dawson

Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.

Shavonne

Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there?

Slater

All right, check ya later!

Dawson

Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?

Slater

What are you talking about man?

Dawson

"Check ya later! Check ya later!" [laughs]

Slater

Hey man, get off my case!

Dawson

Chicks don't wanna hear that shit, man!

Slater

The chicks in our grade don't wanna hear nothin', man! The g-, the girls in our grade are all prudes, man! They're worthless little bitches! The ones who came before us, man, they were wild, man!

Dawson

Yeah, sounds to me like you just haven't gotten past the sniffin' butt stage, man, that's what that sounds like.

Slater

Hey, it's quality, not quantity, man...It's like when I get to college, man, I can't wait to get to college!

Dawson

Yeah, when I get to college, all I'm gonna do is, bang bang bangbangbangbang..

You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the "Gilligan's Island" episodes without even a hint of irony.

Shavonne

What the hell are you talking about, girl?

You weren't thinking about it, were you?

Shavonne

Gilligan's Island?

It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

Shavonne

Oh my...

Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex-godess type, the other a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a geek, an overweight middle-aged guy, some nerdy scientific type, I mean...

Jodi

The professor's sexy.

Pink

All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.

Dawson

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many chicks as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Shavonne

Whatever, Mr. Premature Ejaculation!