Jodi What are we having social hour over here? [aside] I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
Played by Michelle Burke 
Dazed and Confused (1993) · 82 quotes
Dazed and Confused (1993) · 82 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Dazed and Confused (1993): in 4 of its 82 quotes
Scenes with Jodi
4 scenes Jodi
Kaye
You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the "Gilligan's Island" episodes without even a hint of irony.
What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye
You weren't thinking about it, were you?
Gilligan's Island?
Kaye
It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
Oh my...
Kaye
Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex-godess type, the other a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a geek, an overweight middle-aged guy, some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi The professor's sexy.
Jodi Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys. You know my little brother?
Yeah, Mitch Kramer.
Jodi Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?
Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.
Jodi Well, just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.
OK. I promise.
Jodi [As Jodi walks off, Benny swats her on the butt with his paddle] [giggles]
Benny! These guys, I don’t know... [leaves]
There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?
Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He’s ****in’ dead!
Jodi Hey. Little brother. Is that a beer in your hand?
Why, yes it is.
Jodi Have you had more than one of those tonight?
Ah, a few, I guess. Nobody’s counting.
Jodi [to Julie]
Hey.
Julie
Hey, how’s it going? [to Kaye] Hi.
Jodi Guess I might as well get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me, huh? And uh ,hanging out with people I know? [they laugh] Oh, and what time were you supposed to be home anyway?
Oh jeez, I don’t know. A couple of hours ago, I guess.
Jodi That’s bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know, Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age?
Aww.
Jodi Aww. Hey, don't think for a minute she’s not going to be waiting up for you when you get home. 'Cause she will be. I’ve been through it. And she is tough.
Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
Jodi [laughs]
What’s that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?
Kaye
Let’s go smoke that joint.
Jodi He is in for a surprise.
