A character in Dazed and Confused (1993)

David Wooderson quotes from Dazed and Confused (1993)

Matthew McConaughey

4th most-quoted character in Dazed and Confused (1993): in 12 of its 82 quotes

A line from David Wooderson

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.

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David Wooderson

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

David Wooderson

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

David Wooderson

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

David Wooderson

Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather, man!

Scenes with David Wooderson

2 scenes
Wooderson

Say, man, you got a joint?

No, not on me, man.

Wooderson

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Wooderson

I've been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, though, man.

What, like, J.C. or something like that?

Wooderson

Yeah, man. But I'd just as soon keep workin', though, keep a little change in my pocket. Better than listenin' to some dipshit, doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about, anyway!

I know what you're talkin' about, man!
Wooderson [to Mitch]: So, you're a freshman, right? Tell me, man, how's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin' this year?

Wood, you're gonna go to jail very soon, man!

Wooderson

Naw, man, that's what I like about these high school girls, man; I get older, they stay the same age..

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