Tony "Neo-McCarthyism", I like that.
Played by Anthony Rapp 
Dazed and Confused (1993) · 82 quotes
Dazed and Confused (1993) · 82 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Dazed and Confused (1993): in 6 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike Newhouse (5), Cynthia (2)
Scenes with Tony
6 scenes Tony 
God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Death.
Tony Life of the party.
It's true.
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
Tony So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
I wanna dance!
Tony [describing his dream]
So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
What?
Tony I can't say.
No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.
Tony But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint ****er in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh, mother ****er?
Tony Okay Mike.
Dominant male monkey mother ****er.
Which one of you had the theory about how president Ford's old football head injuries is affecting the economy?
Tony Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission?
Who cares, he's outta there this fall. Look, we need some alcohol.
Tony That's a thought.
