Dazed and Confused (1993) · 82 quotes
Mitch
Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch
Okay.
Wooderson
Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch
No, not on me, man.
Wooderson
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Slater
You cool man?
Mitch
Like how?
Slater
OK man.
Pink
He was asking if you get high.
Slater
This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch
Four.
Slater
You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
Jodi
Hey. Little brother. Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch
Why, yes it is.
Jodi
Have you had more than one of those tonight?
Mitch
Ah, a few, I guess. Nobody’s counting.
Jodi
Hey.
Hey, how’s it going? [to Kaye] Hi.
Jodi
Guess I might as well get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me, huh? And uh ,hanging out with people I know? [they laugh] Oh, and what time were you supposed to be home anyway?
Mitch
Oh jeez, I don’t know. A couple of hours ago, I guess.
Jodi
That’s bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know, Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age?
Mitch
Aww.
Jodi
Aww. Hey, don't think for a minute she’s not going to be waiting up for you when you get home. 'Cause she will be. I’ve been through it. And she is tough.
Mitch
Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
Jodi
What’s that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?
Let’s go smoke that joint.
Jodi
He is in for a surprise.
