Mike Newhouse ...I wanna dance!
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Dazed and Confused (1993): in 13 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony (5), Cynthia (3)
Look, man, I got it all planned out. Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up, know what I'm saying? There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. So all I have to do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait.
More lines from Mike Newhouse
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Mike Newhouse It's seems what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
Mike Newhouse You're telling me, I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
Mike Newhouse [to Cynthia, after getting his ass kicked by Clint]
I got some pretty good hits in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked..right?
Scenes with Mike Newhouse
7 scenes
God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike Death.
Life of the party.
Mike It's true.
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike I wanna dance!
Mike What?
I can't say.
Mike No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.
But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
Clint What did you just say?
Mike What?
Clint Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say?
Mike About what?
Clint You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer."
Mike No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation.
Clint Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac **** Newton?
Mike Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint ****er in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh, mother ****er?
Okay Mike.
Mike Dominant male monkey mother ****er.
Which one of you had the theory about how president Ford's old football head injuries is affecting the economy?
Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission?
Mike Who cares, he's outta there this fall. Look, we need some alcohol.
That's a thought.
Mike I'm just sayin', if we're gonna go out, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something.
Yeah, you know, you're right, man. I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid or start a fight...
Mike I'm serious, man. We should be up for anything.
