Ron Woodroof Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill ****in' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
Most-quoted character in Dallas Buyers Club (2013): in 13 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Rayon (2)
Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
More lines from Ron Woodroof
6 quotes Ron Woodroof Ron Woodroof That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.
Ron Woodroof I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
Ron Woodroof Watch what you eat and who you eat.
Ron Woodroof Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.
Ron Woodroof Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!
Scenes with Ron Woodroof
6 scenes Ron Woodroof I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks Well, how can I help you?
Ron Woodroof You **** deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks No, I'm a **** doctor.
I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof Congratulations... **** off and go back to your bed.
This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
Ron Woodroof Well then, tell him to go back to the ****IN' SUNSHINE STATE!
Dr. Sevard You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
Tucker [surprised]
Woodruff?
Ron Woodroof AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.
Ron Woodroof Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron Woodroof A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.
Richard Barkley Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
Ron Woodroof Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the ****in' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.
