Dallas Buyers Club 2013 quotes

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Most scenes together: Ron Woodroof & Rayon (2)

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Dr. Sevard

You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...

Tucker
[surprised]

Woodruff?

AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.

Well then, tell him to go back to the ****IN' SUNSHINE STATE!

Richard Barkley

Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...

Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the ****in' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.

Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?

Dr. Eve Saks

Do I look like someone who takes vacations?

A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!

Dr. Eve Saks

Well, how can I help you?

You **** deaf, lady? Hmm?

Dr. Eve Saks

No, I'm a **** doctor.

Ron Woodruff

Did ya'll hear that Rock Hudson was a ****? Damn shame, all that fine Hollywood pussy going to waste on a guy who smokes his friends.

Rog

Who the hell's Rock Hudson?

Clint

He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North by Northwest?

[Rayon visits her estranged father to ask for money]

Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.

[sarcastically]

are you ashamed of me Because I hadn't realized that?

Oh God,help me...

He is helping you, I have AIDS!

Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill ****in' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.