William J. Johns Why don't you shut up for two seconds and let me come up with a plan that doesn't involve mass suicide?
Played by Cole Hauser 
Pitch Black (2000) · 32 quotes
Pitch Black (2000) · 32 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Pitch Black (2000): in 7 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard B. Riddick (4)
What's to be afraid of? My life's just a steaming pile of meaningless shit anyhow. So I say, "Mush on."
More lines from William J. Johns
2 quotes William J. Johns William J. Johns The verdict's in. The light moves forward.
Scenes with William J. Johns
4 scenes William J. Johns [freeing Riddick]
I want you to remember this moment. The way it could have gone and didn't. Here.
William J. Johns [Riddick suddenly grabs Johns' shotgun off him and aims it]
Take it easy...
**** you!
William J. Johns Do we have a deal?
[after a pause, Riddick hands the shotgun back]
"I want you to remember this moment."
Looks clear.
William J. Johns [A creature lunges out and almost decapitates Johns before taking flight into the dark]
I thought you said it was CLEAR!
I said, it looks clear!
William J. Johns Well what does it look like now?
… Looks clear.
Johns I'd rather piss glass. Why don't you go in and check?
Johns Doctors decide who lives and dies on the battlefield. It's called Triage.
Kept calling it murder when I did it.
