Cole Hauser movie quotes

View Quote What's to be afraid of? My life's just a steaming pile of meaningless shit anyhow. So I say, "Mush on."

View Quote The verdict's in. The light moves forward.

View Quote Why don't you shut up for two seconds and let me come up with a plan that doesn't involve mass suicide?

View Quote [To Mitch Kramer, who's pitching in a baseball game] Hope you've got more than a jock strap on under there, ya little rat!

View Quote [on public address system, to junior high students] Okay, all you freshman ****s, listen up! Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya. If you meet us, right here, after school you'll only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're gonna be lookin' for you, pal. Your ass is gonna be purple by the time this day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]

View Quote Dawson: Hey, "Tubs". Catch. Get outta here.
[tosses a freshman a beer]
Benny: What are you wasting a beer on him for?
Dawson: What? It's not a big deal
O' Bannion: Man, this **** sucks! Last ****in' day of school, no ****in' party, no ****in' -- Ah!
[throws a beer out of anger]
Benny: You just wasted another ****in' beer.
O' Bannion: Ah, shut up.

View Quote Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.

View Quote Chuckie: Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that?
[Man moans upstairs]
Chuckie: Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a **** beating!
[Morgan runs downstairs, holding a baseball glove]
Morgan: What's up fellas?
Billy: Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own **** house. Man, that's **** filthy.
Morgan: Well there's a VCR in my house.
Chuckie: Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
Morgan: I didn't use the glove.
Chuckie: That's my Little League glove.
Morgan: What do you want me to do?
Chuckie: I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
Morgan: I wasn't... I didn't... I was just usin' it for the.. for clean-up.
Chuckie: Stop jerking off in my mother's room, please!
Morgan: Is there another VCR in the house?
Chuckie: It's just sad bro.

View Quote Morgan: Boy, I always thought how stupid you need to be to get fired from that job. I mean, how hard is it to push a mother-****in' broom aroundaroom.
Chuckie: Bitch, you got fired from pushing a ****in' broom.
Morgan: I got fired because management was restructuring.
Billy: Yeah, restructuring the amount of **** they had workin' for 'em.
Morgan: Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch.

View Quote [at the Tarpon Point rendezvous, after Brian gives him part of the hidden money] So you know nothing about the agents that stormed my jet? The funny thing is, I only told one person about the airstrip. [touches Agent Fuentes' face] Customs agents sure are getting pretty, aren't they? Put her on the boat.

View Quote [Verone is being arrested]
Rome: Don't drop the soap, big homie!
Brian: I hope you know when he gets out, he's gonna kill your ass.
Rome: He ain't getting out.
Carter Verone: [smirking at Rome] I'll see you soon.
Rome: [nervously] You think he gonna get out?
Brian: He'll be out.
Rome: No, for real. You think he getting out?