Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that?

[Man moans upstairs]

Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a **** beating!

[Morgan runs downstairs, holding a baseball glove]

What's up fellas?

Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own **** house. Man, that's **** filthy.

Well there's a VCR in my house.

Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.

I didn't use the glove.

That's my Little League glove.

What do you want me to do?

I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?

I wasn't... I didn't... I was just usin' it for the.. for clean-up.

Stop jerking off in my mother's room, please!

Is there another VCR in the house?

It's just sad bro.