Morgan My boy's wicked smart.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Good Will Hunting (1997): in 10 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuckie (6), Will Hunting (3), Billy (2)
Scenes with Morgan
10 scenes Morgan Morgan I swallowed a bug.
Morgan If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!
I didn't get on Cathy last night.
No?
Nah.
Why not?
I don't know. [yells across room] Cathy!
Cathy
What?
Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?
Cathy
Oh, **** you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.
Morgan Tootsie Roll! Toot, toots!
She's missing a tooth, Will. She's got skin problems. Plus, it's like five to two Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife.
Morgan, we're not goin' to Kelly's just cus' you like the takeout girl. It's 15 minutes out of our way.
Morgan What the **** are we gonna do, we can't spare 15 minutes?
Morgan [singing]
Double Burger...double burger? Chuck, I had a double burger!
Would you shut the **** up? I know what you ordered, I was there.
Morgan So give me my ****in' sandwich.
What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan how much money you got on you?
Morgan I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Well why don't you give me your **** sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, [puts the burger on the dashboard] there you go, keep it right up here for you. We'll put you on a program. Every day you come in with your six cents, and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich
Morgan Don't be an asshole.
What am I? Your ****in' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch. Payment plans. Remember? Your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year..she finally got a couch Rent-a-Center style.
Morgan Can I have my food now please?
Morgan Boy, I always thought how stupid you need to be to get fired from that job. I mean, how hard is it to push a mother-****in' broom aroundaroom.
Bitch, you got fired from pushing a ****in' broom.
Morgan I got fired because management was restructuring.
Yeah, restructuring the amount of **** they had workin' for 'em.
Morgan Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch.
No one. I forgot the number.
Morgan You're **** ****. You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
No, it was your mother's 900 number, I just ran outta' quarters.
Morgan Why don't we get off of mothers I just got off of yours.
Morgan Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all **** bombed and been drinking. What the **** is she gonna think about us?
Yeah, Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking.
Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that?
[Man moans upstairs]
Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a **** beating!
Morgan [Morgan runs downstairs, holding a baseball glove]
What's up fellas?
Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own **** house. Man, that's **** filthy.
Morgan Well there's a VCR in my house.
Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
Morgan I didn't use the glove.
That's my Little League glove.
Morgan What do you want me to do?
I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
Morgan I wasn't... I didn't... I was just usin' it for the.. for clean-up.
Stop jerking off in my mother's room, please!
Morgan Is there another VCR in the house?
It's just sad bro.
