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View Quote You don't give a monkey a latte!
View Quote Okay, fellows, last stop. Everybody off.
View Quote Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around?
View Quote George, what did you do?
View Quote What am I doing? This isn't a movie, it's real!
View Quote Or, at least 10.
View Quote It's the same hat! And the same monkey! You followed me all the way from Africa? To play Peekaboo?
View Quote Junior was right. There is a parking problem in the city!
View Quote Do yourself a favor. You're gonna want to put the cu****bers back on.
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