Dr. Beeper We're about to tee off now so call the hospital and move my appointment with Mrs. Bellows back 90 minutes...Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...in four or five hours.
Played by Dan Resin 
Caddyshack (1980) · 111 quotes
Caddyshack (1980) · 111 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Caddyshack (1980): in 6 of its 111 quotes
Most scenes with: Ty Webb (3), Judge Smails (3), Al Czervik (2)
Scenes with Dr. Beeper
6 scenes Dr. Beeper Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper It must be a nice change from dreary, old Manhattan.
Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time.
Dr. Beeper Webb, I didn't see your name on the sign-in sheet for the Club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
I demand satisfaction!
Oh, you want satisfaction? I'll tell you what's real satisfying...cash! I'll shoot you 18 holes for $10,000.
How about teams for $20,000? You can have "Dr. Frankenputz."
Dr. Beeper I beg your pardon!
And I'll take Ty.
Hey, fellows. Don't include me. I don't have time.
Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it.
I don't play golf, for money, against people.
What are you, religious or something?
You might say that.
Dr. Beeper Hold on, Judge! That's my office. I better get going.
No. You're in for half of $80,000.
Dr. Beeper Probably just a routine emergency.
Smails
I demand satisfaction.
You demand satisfaction? Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: cash. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!
Smails
[laughs]
Wha... I could beat you with one arm!
Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz...
Dr. Beeper [mortified]
I beg your pardon!
And I'll take Ty, here.
Guys, don't include me in this.
Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it.
I don't play golf...for money...against people.
What are you, religious or something?
You might say that.
Smails
Ty, can I have a word with you? In private?
Sure thing, Judge.
Smails
Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. We built this club, he and I. And let's face it, some people simply do not belong. Let's not... cave in too easy. What do you say, Ty?
Hey, great!
