Caddyshack (1980) · 111 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Caddyshack (1980): in 3 of its 111 quotes
Bishop I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction is working with young people like yourself at our new Youtheran Center. Why don't you drop by some time?
I've often thought of entering the priesthood.
Bishop Oh, are you, uh, Roman-Catholic?
Bishop I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
Go for it.
You know, I've often thought about becoming a golf club.
Nice shot, Bishop. You must have made a deal with the devil!
Bishop You know, theoretically, I could break the Club record.
You better come in until this blows over.
Bishop So what do you think?
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while.
Bishop You're right. Anyway, the good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.
Bishop OH RAT FARTS!!!!!
[Bishop is struck by lightning.]
Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
Bishop You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?
Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.
Bishop "Excellency," fiddlesticks! My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
You're not a man. You're a bishop, for God's sake!
Bishop There is no God!
