Tony quotes from Caddyshack (1980)

One announcement. Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.

Motormouth

I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test.

However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid.

Tony

He was a brownnose, Lou! You hated him.

Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again. Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.

Motormouth

And kiss his ass!

That would help.

Czervik

You guys are brothers?

Tony

Yeah.

Czervik

Is this a family business, or what? They say for ltalians this is skilled labor, you know that?

Tony

No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire. My doctor told me to get out and carry golf bags a couple of times a week.

Czervik

You're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?

Czervik

Hey! Can you make a bullshot?

Tony

Can you make a shoe smell?

Czervik

Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.

Tony

Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

Bishop

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?

Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.

Bishop

"Excellency," fiddlesticks! My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.

You're not a man. You're a bishop, for God's sake!

Bishop

There is no God!