Spaulding Smails
Double turds!
Played by John F. Barmon Jr. 
Caddyshack (1980) · 111 quotes
Caddyshack (1980) · 111 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Caddyshack (1980): in 7 of its 111 quotes
Most scenes with: Judge Smails (2)
You gonna eat your fat?
More lines from Spaulding Smails
3 quotes
Spaulding Smails
Doodie!
Spaulding Smails
Ahoy, polloi!
Scenes with Spaulding Smails
3 scenes
Get dressed Spaulding, you're playing golf today.
Spaulding
No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding
But what about my asthma?
I'll give you asthma.
Spaulding
Turds! Double turds!
How many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spaulding
Sorry, Grandpa, I forgot.
Chuck
Hey, what kind of shit is this?
Spaulding
It's the best, man. I got it from a N**ro.
You're probably so high already you don't even know it.
