I demand satisfaction!

Oh, you want satisfaction? I'll tell you what's real satisfying...cash! I'll shoot you 18 holes for $10,000.

[laughs]

Why, I could beat you with one arm.

How about teams for $20,000? You can have "Dr. Frankenputz."

I beg your pardon!

And I'll take Ty.

Hey, fellows. Don't include me. I don't have time.

Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it.

I don't play golf, for money, against people.

What are you, religious or something?

You might say that.