One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!
...
[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]
So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]
No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]
Buffy
Kristy Swanson · 33 quotes
Pike
Luke Perry · 19 quotes
Amilyn
Paul Reubens · 7 quotes
Merrick
Donald Sutherland · 7 quotes
Lothos
Rutger Hauer · 6 quotes
Gary Murray
Stephen Root · 5 quotes
Benny
David Arquette · 3 quotes
Kimberley
3 quotes
The Coach
Mark DeCarlo · 3 quotes
Andy
Andrew Lowery · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Buffy & Pike (4), Buffy & Merrick (4), Pike & Benny (3)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes
Page 5 of 5Oh, yeah? Clap.
Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
I didn't even break a nail.
Jeffery
Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.
[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]
Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!
Don't grab me, okay?
Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.
[Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Fine.
And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Shambling Vampire
BluaaaaahUGH!
Zeph No. You want me to give him a message?
You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Run.
[Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
I... already invited them.
[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap]
"What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."
[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym]
"Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]
[interview after vampire attack]
: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy]
"I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now?" {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"
Buffy:Oh yeah?Clap