"You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]
Buffy
Kristy Swanson · 33 quotes
Pike
Luke Perry · 19 quotes
Amilyn
Paul Reubens · 7 quotes
Merrick
Donald Sutherland · 7 quotes
Lothos
Rutger Hauer · 6 quotes
Gary Murray
Stephen Root · 5 quotes
Benny
David Arquette · 3 quotes
Kimberley
3 quotes
The Coach
Mark DeCarlo · 3 quotes
Andy
Andrew Lowery · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Buffy & Pike (4), Buffy & Merrick (4), Pike & Benny (3)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes
Page 4 of 5"[During the credits]Well,i think the kids learn a lesson about safety.Except the Dead ones.Well,they learned it but didn't have time to implement it.Are we live?
I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Good Lord. What do you study in History?
My nails.
None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
I've got something none of the other girls had.
And what's that?
My keen fashion sense.
Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time
C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Shit. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]
Would you have sex with them?
Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.
Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.
[A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy:We were Friends
Grueller Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
And now, you're a coat rack.
Well... I can't move my legs.
Why?
Because you're sitting on them.
No.
Yeah.
You're floating! Get outta here!
Nicole [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.
[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
No, we didn't.
Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer Oh, my God, is that true?
Probably. What movie is this?
...
You're the guys from the movie!
We hate you guys.
Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]
Jeffery
[Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Didn't you get my message?
You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery
You weren't home. Like always.