Tell me, "Tex ma'am", are you in show business? Well then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off the stage!
Bart
Cleavon Little · 28 quotes
Hedley Lamarr
Harvey Korman · 20 quotes
Taggart
Slim Pickens · 19 quotes
Jim, The Waco Kid
Gene Wilder · 18 quotes
Lyle
Burton Gilliam · 8 quotes
Lili von Shtupp
Madeline Kahn · 6 quotes
Governor William J. Le Petomane
Mel Brooks · 4 quotes
Mongo
Alex Karras · 4 quotes
Harriet Johnson
Liam Dunn · 3 quotes
Lily
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Bart & Jim, The Waco Kid (8), Hedley Lamarr & Taggart (6), Bart & Taggart (2)
Blazing Saddles quotes
Page 6 of 7That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]
There might be a legal precedent. Land snatching. [searches books] "L--land. See snatch."
Uh sir, sir. He specifically requested two '****'! Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.
Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!
Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (**** gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)
Well, how do you like that! We take the trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West,and for what? So we can appoint a sheriff who's Blacker than any Indian! I AM DEPRESSED!!
Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.
Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".
Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.
Well, you devious son of a bitch.
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.
What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Where's my froggy?