Blazing Saddles 1974 quotes

93 quotes · 10 characters
Blazing Saddles (1974) poster
Characters
Bart Cleavon Little · 28 quotes
Taggart Slim Pickens · 19 quotes
Lyle Burton Gilliam · 8 quotes
Mongo Alex Karras · 4 quotes
Harriet Johnson Liam Dunn · 3 quotes
Lily 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Bart & Jim, The Waco Kid (8), Hedley Lamarr & Taggart (6), Bart & Taggart (2)

Blazing Saddles quotes

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(after worker faints from the heat)

Dock that ch***k a day's pay for nappin' on the job.

(when confronted with a toll booth)

... "Le Petomane Through Way"? Now what'll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime? (cowboys grumble) Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

(writing telegram)

Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

Lily
(with Bart in the dark)

Is it twue what they say about your people being... gifted? (loud unzipping noise) Oh it's TWUE! It's twue, it's twue!

Lily

Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

Mexican Outlaw

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

Olson Johnson

All right, we'll give some land to the **** and the ****, but we don't want the IRISH.

[Jim grabs a liquor bottle]

Maybe you should have something to eat first.

Jim

Oh, no thanks. Food makes me sick [Takes a long drink]

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die!

Jim
[Eagerly]

When?

All right, folks...Now I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here, in the middle of a prairie, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night.

Crowd

You bet your...!

[TV EDIT: horse whinnies, deleting the a-word]

I'm hip.