Slim Pickens movie quotes

View Quote (when confronted with a toll booth) ... "Le Petomane Through Way"? Now what'll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime? (cowboys grumble) Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

View Quote What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!

View Quote Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

View Quote Now, boys, we got three engines out; we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule; the radio's gone and we're leakin' fuel, and if we's flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little bulge on them Rooskies, at this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen.

View Quote Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

View Quote Stay on the bomb run, Ace. I'm goin' down below and see what I can do...Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.

View Quote You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly shit from me. Except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

View Quote You ain't gettin' shit out of me. I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!

View Quote [after seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter] Jesus Palomino, a Nazi! I knew it, you're all in cahoots! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shit out of you!

View Quote These poor creatures are what's left of the crew...kept alive by means I don't pretend to understand.

View Quote [badly damaged in a shootout with Maximilian] It's no use, V.I.N.CENT! My useful days are finished! But part of me goes with ya. You'll never be obsolete. [dying, his systems failing] Carry on the tradition. We're the best... [His systems die and so does he. V.I.N.CENT's eyes slowly look down at his comrade in arms, then turns towards the probe ship, turning his head backwards to look at B.O.B. once more as he leaves.]

View Quote B.O.B.: The officer the men trusted most was Frank McCrae.
Charlie Pizer: Kate's father.
B.O.B.: They turned to him when Dr. Reinhardt ignored the orders to return home. They tried to take control of the Cygnus. Reinhardt called it mutiny and killed Mr. McCrae.
Dan Holland: What became of the crew?
B.O.B.: They were captured by the sentry robots and they're still on board.
Harry Booth: What?!
Pizer: Where?
B.O.B.: In the command tower, the power center.
V.I.N.CENT.: Robots, Mr. Pizer! Humanoid robots!
B.O.B.: The most valuable thing in the universe, intelligent life, means nothing to Dr. Reinhardt. Without their wills, the crew became things he can command.
Holland: That explains the funeral.
Pizer: Right.
Holland: [to Harry Booth] And the limping robot you spotted.
Booth: [to B.O.B.] Do you mean to tell me that there's actually a human body under that clothing?
B.O.B.: Exactly, Mr. Booth.
Holland: We can't just take off and leave these poor devils behind. Harry, it looks like we're gonna have to try your plan.
Booth: What?! And end up just like the rest of the crew?! Well, if they couldn't pull it off, what chance do we have?
B.O.B.: [to Dan Holland] Captain, the damage is irreversible. Death is their only release.
Booth: That's right! For God's sakes, Dan, we can't take on that mechanical army!
V.I.N.CENT.: Captain, I was forced to destroy two sentry robots. The others are searching now. If they're found...!
Holland: Gotcha, V.I.N.CENT.. [to Charlie Pizer] Charlie, start the countdown.
Pizer: Right!
Holland: V.I.N.CENT., tell Kate I want her and Alex back here on the double!