Harvey Korman movie quotes

View Quote I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, In**an agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, b***erers, b***whackers, h****wogglers, horse thieves, bull d***s, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

View Quote You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

View Quote Evil Martin: [tortures the cats head Floyd with an electric brain shocking device] This is marvelous. By the time the full moon rolls around, I'll have an army of animals ready. Now you brainless fur balls! You can be my personal servants! [then releases Floyd] Plus the hat, cat!
Floyd: Yes, my agent, yes, my agent.
Evil Martin: That's Dr. Valentine to you! [pushes the button and continues to torture Floyds head with electricity] Personally isn't it well actually.
Floyd: Yes, bub! Yes, Dr. Valentine. Sire.
Evil Martin: Oh, one by one. The last species falls neatly into place! Ha ha ha!
Muriel: Back off, Floyd, you bozo! You know I look lousy in a hat! Floyd, no, not that! Oh my please don't sonny! Aggh! Floyd! Whoa!
[Then Floyd puts on the brain shocker device on Muriels head and it tortures her head with electric shocks]

View Quote Timmy: I'm sorry everybody. It's my fault. I wasn't a team player.
[the Rat Guards of NIMH takes Timmy, Jenny, Justin prisoner and marches them into Dr. Valentines lab]
Muriel: Here you go boss.
[The Rat Guard throws Timmy and Jenny on the floor and they fall forward and they get out and sees Dr. Valentine with the lightening flashing behind him]
Timmy and Jenny: [gasp]
Jenny: Dr. Valentine!
Muriel: More recruits!
Floyd: Yes sir. And we didn't even eat any I wanted to make a lovely stew of course.
Muriel: [elbows Floyd] Put a sock in it Floyd!
Evil Martin: Dr. Valentine, Fetch.
Dr. Valentine: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
[Then the rubber ball bounces and Dr. Valentine acts like a dog and crawls on the floor after the ball and plays with it. Then Evil Martin is shown sitting in the electric chair]
Evil Martin: Little Timothy, how you have grown?
Timmy: Huh? Who...
[Then Evil Martin gets up and walks over to Timmy]
Evil Martin: You bruised me. I must be half changed a bit. But for the better, don't you think, Hero?!
Timmy: Martin.
Evil Martin: Not quite, brother. It's me, the new and improved Martin.
Timmy: Martin what's wrong? What's happened to you?
Evil Martin: Happened?! Why life happened that's what?! And I made the most of it! Don't you think?
[Then the song Just Say Yes starts and Martin hypothesize them with his eye]

View Quote Muriel: [sings off key] All solo meow! The milk is meow!
Floyd: [pops out of the trash can and jumps on the fence] Sing it Muriel, oh ho ho.
Muriel: [continues to sing off key] Listen to meow! My love is, nice!
Muriel and Floyd: Hey! Whoa!
[Then a shoe is thrown at Muriel. Then, a man dumps water on Muriel and throws the bucket at Floyd. They both run off. Dr Valentine holds out a cat food bowl]
Dr. Valentine: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Muriel: Hello. At least someone appreciates talent.
Floyd: Wait! I'm the one with the talent!
[He runs right in front of Muriel]
Dr. Valentine: Nice, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Floyd: [sniffs at the bowl] Mmm, oh, Stinking rotting fish. I think it a qua zine. Yow!
Muriel: [grabs at Floyds tail and holds him up] Excuse me! Where are your manners? You hairball with feet!
Floyd: I'm sorry. After you my little nightingale. He he, Whoa!
[Muriel drops Floyd on the ground]
Floyd: Wait up snoot oles! might I have your leftovers?
Muriel: Over my dead body.
[the door closes behind them as they walk inside. Then Dr. Valentine laughs as they perform experiments of the cats and they scream]

View Quote Count De Monet: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!
King Louis: You said it; they stink on ice.

View Quote Count De Monet: Oh! But with this long trip and this exhausting conversation, I'm famished! Bernaise?
Bernaise: Yes?
Count De Monet: Do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Bernaise: You ate yours, these are mine.
Count de Monet: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Bernaise: [hands them over; mimicking while fanning himself] Au contraire, I paid for them! They're - They're mine! [blows a raspberry]
Count De Monet: [puts down the fan] Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. Hmm-mm.
Bernaise: [mouths] Bitch.

View Quote Count de Monet: Gerald!
Gerald: Count da Money!
Count de Monet: de Monet...Monet! Say it! Monet!
Gerald and Count de Monet: Moonnet, Moonnet, Moonnet
Gerald, Count de Monet, Bearnaise: Mooonnnet!
Count de Monet: Perfect, don't forget! Give it to me again! Say it.
Gerald and Bernaise: Monet.
Count de Monet: Very good, where is his majesty, the king?
Gerald: Sir, the King is playing Chess.
Bernaise: Chess?! I hate Chess!

View Quote I can't believe this. 30 years at sea, and I'm going to die in a bullring.

View Quote Aunt Louise: I think it's trying to tell us something!
Captain Blythe: It's a car, woman, not Lassie!