Tied for 4th most-quoted character in History of the World: Part I (1981): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: The French Revolution (4)
Scenes with Count de Monet
4 scenes
Count De Monet Oh! But with this long trip and this exhausting conversation, I'm famished! Bernaise?
Count De Monet Do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
B Bernaise
You ate yours, these are mine.
Count de Monet Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
B Bernaise
[hands them over; mimicking while fanning himself]
Au contraire, I paid for them! They're - They're mine! [blows a raspberry]
Count De Monet [puts down the fan]
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. Hmm-mm.
B Bernaise
[mouths]
Bitch.
Count de Monet Gerald!
Count de Monet de Monet...Monet! Say it! Monet!
GA Gerald and Count de Monet
Moonnet, Moonnet, Moonnet
GC Gerald, Count de Monet, Bearnaise
Mooonnnet!
Count de Monet Perfect, don't forget! Give it to me again! Say it.
GA Gerald and Bernaise
Monet.
Count de Monet Very good, where is his majesty, the king?
G Gerald
Sir, the King is playing Chess.
B Bernaise
Chess?! I hate Chess!
KL King Louis
[King Louis is playing chess on a giant chessboard]
Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen! GANG BANG! Come on, let's all jump the queen! Whip out those little dicks, here we go!
B Bernese
The queen is such a good sport.
G Gerald
Are you going to speak to his majesty?
Count de Monet Perhaps later. We've had such a bouncy journey I simply must relieve myself. Where is the Garçon de Piss?
Count De Monet I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!
KL King Louis
You said it; they stink on ice.
Other characters in History of the World: Part I
