Miracle! Oh, what a beautiful name! What's yours?
Comicus
Miracle. Uh, Comicus. I'm a stand-up philosopher.
Oh, I'm Miriam, I'm a vestal virgin.
Comicus
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Seize him!
Seize THIS, honkus!
Comicus
NO! Don't ever say that to the cops!
ARREST HIM! [his guards do so] Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen? [the crowd starts shouting and raising hands] Okay, you...You had your hand up first.
Death by torture!
No. You?
Crucifixion!
Wrong. How about you?
They shove a living snake up your ass!
Wow...! Ah, no; but that's very creative. How about you?
They send you to the lions!
Right!
NO!
What do you mean, no? He was correct; if a slave decks a Roman citizen, the slave is lion-chow!
Hey, hey, hey, so you say. But one who sits amongst has already betrayed me this night.
Who? Who? Who? Who could it be?
Comicus
Judas! [Judas yells in fright] Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine, it's terrific!
No! Leave us alone!
Go on! Leave! Get out of here!
Comicus
All right, all right! Jesus!
Yes.
Comicus
What?
What?
Comicus
What?!
Yes.
Comicus
Jesus!
What?
Comicus
Yes!
What?
Comicus
You said "what".
What?
Comicus
Nothing.
