Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in History of the World: Part I (1981): in 7 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Count de Monet (4)
The French Revolution's lines
1 quote
The French Revolution Count De Monet - Sir, the peasants are revolting!
King Louis - You said it. They stink on ice.
Madame Defarge - We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Peasant Man - Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh.
Madame Defarge - Let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!
Peasants - Eeeeeee!
Bernaise - Your cuffs, your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his pinky, yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count De Monet - At least I have mine.
Bernaise - Bitch.
Count De Monet - Your majesty...you look like the piss boy!
King Louis - ... and you look like a bucket of shit!
King Louis - It's good to be the king.
King Louis - Of course ya do it. Everybody does it. I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again."
King Louis - They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE Them. Pull! [shoots peasant flung into air]
King Louis - Oohh, leaning to the left.
Count De Monet - Do we have any more of those delicious raisins?
Bernaise - You ate yours, these are mine.
Count De Monet - Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
Scenes with The French Revolution
6 scenes
IP Impoverished Paris Street Merchant
Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, rat pies, or the ever-popular ratatouille.
OS Other Street Merchant
Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale!
Madame Defarge Now, repeat after me. [cough, cough, cough, spits. The peasants did the same] No, no, no. Dumb scum. I mean Death to King Louiiiiiiiis!
P Peasants
Death to King Louiiiiiiiis!
Madame Defarge Good! Good. Now let us end this meeting on a high note. [hits a high A] Eeeeeeee!
Oh! But with this long trip and this exhausting conversation, I'm famished! Bernaise?
Do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
B Bernaise
You ate yours, these are mine.
Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
B Bernaise
[hands them over; mimicking while fanning himself]
Au contraire, I paid for them! They're - They're mine! [blows a raspberry]
[puts down the fan]
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. Hmm-mm.
B Bernaise
[mouths]
Bitch.
de Monet...Monet! Say it! Monet!
GA Gerald and Count de Monet
Moonnet, Moonnet, Moonnet
GC Gerald, Count de Monet, Bearnaise
Mooonnnet!
Perfect, don't forget! Give it to me again! Say it.
GA Gerald and Bernaise
Monet.
Very good, where is his majesty, the king?
G Gerald
Sir, the King is playing Chess.
B Bernaise
Chess?! I hate Chess!
King Louis [King Louis is playing chess on a giant chessboard]
Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen! GANG BANG! Come on, let's all jump the queen! Whip out those little dicks, here we go!
B Bernese
The queen is such a good sport.
G Gerald
Are you going to speak to his majesty?
Perhaps later. We've had such a bouncy journey I simply must relieve myself. Where is the Garçon de Piss?
I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!
King Louis You said it; they stink on ice.
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