Jim, The Waco Kid No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad. Hedley Lamarr That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters] Hedley Lamarr Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?