Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California --- 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean, the water is clean, even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up, minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
Ted
Keanu Reeves · 32 quotes
Bill
Alex Winter · 23 quotes
Rufus
George Carlin · 5 quotes
Napoleon
Terry Camilleri · 4 quotes
Captain Logan
Hal Landon Jr. · 3 quotes
Freud
Rod Loomis · 3 quotes
Mr. Ryan
Bernie Casey · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ted & Bill (19), Ted & Rufus (3), Ted & Mr. Ryan (3)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes
Page 4 of 4Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.
Party on dudes!
Shut up, Ted!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!